Twisters

Having been hit by a tornado four days ago, and plagued by recurrent tornado dreams my entire life, why not go to the movies and see it all in spectacular fashion on the big screen?

In 1996, Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton played a couple on the brink of divorce, forced to work together chasing tornadoes to create an advanced storm warning system. The movie was called Twister, written by Michael Chrichton, who was then at the height of his writing career. His blend of science, technology, and thrilling plots took various forms, from The Andromeda Strain and The Terminal Man to Jurassic Park and a posthumous work just completed by James Patterson called Eruption. Chrichton was a 1964 Harvard grad who five years later got his MD, also from Harvard. His books all lent themselves to powerful visuals that were easily translatable to film.
 
Twisters is considered a stand-alone sequel, but is essentially a remake, with technology updates since the dark ages twenty-eight years ago. Daisy Edgar-Jones (Kate) and Glen Powell (Tyler) assume the combative lead roles, pitted against a common swirling enemy from the special effects department. There are plenty of rear-view mirrors here to remind us, that like T-Rex, an F-5 tornado may be closer than it appears.
 
Early in the film was a sequence in which four storm chasers are overtaken by a monster funnel. The challenge of finding safety is played out in excruciating similarity to a personal experience I’ve written about. It was as if our event became a scene in the film. Fortunately for us, our car and three of our friends were not sucked away and tossed into the guts of the demonic black vortex.
 
The ”sucked away” effect is a favorite of director Lee Isaac Chung. It’s truly disturbing, so clearly deadly and horrifying that I guess he felt it was worth repeating throughout the film. Another common stunt is the “hold-on” attempt that would rip shoulders from sockets.
 
It wasn’t that long ago that tornado imagery was relatively rare. But the advent of iPhones resulted in lots of really great footage, always and everywhere. Climate change has increased the number and territory of “the alley” in which they dwell. In a film like this, the multimedia artists bring to bear the full computing power of their advanced software and hardware, whereas in 1939’s Wizard of Oz, they spun bundled burlap tied together on a snaking spindle.
 
Impossible escapes alternate with horrific collapsing buildings and flying cars, trucks, barns and bleachers as the story progresses. The rivals discover that their ultimate goal of helping people is a common bond caused by a common enemy. But the relationship that develops is corny and predictable, with weak characters and only adequate acting. At one point a movie theater that has been almost entirely torn apart still has a projected image on the wall. I half expected a dinosaur to come gnashing its teeth through the screen into the front row.
 
Steven Spielberg’s production company supported this film. Perhaps Steven was waxing nostalgic on the good old days, with a kindred spirit pumping out blockbuster screenplays for him to direct.
 
The memorable, if not ridiculous, vintage scene in which Hunt and Paxton tie themselves to a pump handle and float inverted in the central column of a funnel is alluded to in Twisters, but I’ll never forget the flying cow and gasoline truck in the original. Those things were new then, now we expect to see the impossible, more dramatically and in greater detail.
 
This is probably a good one to wait for on your streaming vehicle of choice, but even with all its flaws, it held our attention and was consistently exciting.
 
Twisters (2024) runs 2 hours, 2 minutes and is rated PG-13.

 

 

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A Quiet Place: Day One

Sequels often disappoint, and prequels sometimes seem unnecessary. This film falls into the latter category. The producers may have been banking on return visits by moviegoers who were thrilled by A Quiet Place and A Quiet Place, Part II. That certainly influenced our decision.

 

If you’re not familiar with the franchise, this chapter in the series benefits from being able to stand alone and is fairly riveting like its two predecessors. Being constantly stalked and killed by ultra-violent aliens keeps the tension high throughout the movie. If they hear you, they will kill you.

 

Lupita Nyong’o stars as Samira, a cancer patient in a support group on an outing to New York City. She is understandably angry as a result of her terminal condition and is reliant on medications for some level of comfort. That becomes a problem when the city comes under attack, preventing her from returning home.

 

Viewers hoping to see the sound-seeking creatures that have arrived in a massive global attack got a satisfying look in A Quiet Place, Part ii. That film also showed the onslaught on day one, played out in greater detail here. Unlike in The War of the Worlds, where the invaders are generally seen at a distance, the Quiet Place monsters are everywhere–stampeding in the streets, crawling like giant spiders on buildings, lurking in alleys, dropping from bridges, and often right around the corner in the next room.

 

Samira and her pet cat reluctantly team up with Eric (Joseph Quinn) a British law student, studying in the States at just the wrong time. He is initially a hindrance, in such a state of shock that he can barely speak. As the pair eventually begin a somewhat ridiculous journey to find a favorite pizza restaurant, he becomes helpful, even a kindred spirit, going on a solo quest to find Samira’s meds in a half-destroyed pharmacy. The cat seems unfazed by the invasion and chaos, perhaps serving as an odd metaphor for the will to survive. It certainly exhibits nine lives.

 

John Krasinski shares writing credits in this outing. He wrote, starred in, and directed the first films in the series.

 

None of the films explain why the aliens have arrived. I guess it’s assumed that they are planet conquerors, perhaps paving the way for a subsequent repopulation. They destroy buildings, busses, and people with equal facility, never stopping to feed on a victim or take captives. As such, it becomes possible that these are bio-engineered attack drones paving the way for a higher intelligence, albeit a remorseless one.

 

The ending is unsatisfying if you’re looking for a happy resolution. Earth is left, locked in a perpetual struggle for survival, and a deafening silence that reminds us what a noisy species we are.

 

The post-apocalyptic special effects are well done, combined with disturbing close-ups of drooling alien mouthparts. Pretty scary stuff, and worth seeing if there’s nothing better at the theaters.

 

A Quiet Place: Day One runs 1 hour, 39 minutes, and is rated PG--13.


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IF


John Krasinski (Jim from The Office) continues to broaden his portfolio as an actor, writer, and director. Here he’s in all three roles with a charming movie that is rated PG in an era when not even the evening news can make that claim.

It’s not ruining anything to reveal that IF is an acronym for Imaginary Friend. There are a number of other things I could spoil, but won’t.

 

This is a sweet coming-of-age story for those of us who may have forgotten what it felt like. Krasinski plays the father of “Bea,” (played by Cailey Fleming) his twelve-year-old daughter who insists on no longer being treated like a child. Her father is continually clowning, spewing one Dad joke after another, either verbally or through situational comedy. Bea rolls her eyes and begs him to stop. “Never,” he replies.

 

Bea is terrified of a repeat occurrence of previous childhood trauma. Therein lies the need for a coach to help her through her day-to-day life in Brooklyn Heights, an upscale area of New York along the East River with spectacular views of Manhattan and the Statue of Liberty. So when Bea goes out at night to a local convenience store, you can holster your typical New-York-at-night reflexes.

 

Bea goes to stay with her grandmother (Fiona Shaw) for a while in a third-floor walk-up, down the hall from a man named Cal, who has an assortment of unusual friends. Cal is played by Ryan Reynolds in a decidedly non-Deadpool persona but with a bit of his trademark humor. Together they visit the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island and set out to find Bea a “job.”

 

You’ll recognize Steve Carell’s voice as one of the other major characters. Likewise with Louis Gossett Jr. Although the film is live-action, there are some nicely animated supporting roles. SNL alum, Bobby Moynihan has a nice small dramatic part. 

 

Krasinski, whose roles span from special agent Jack Ryan to the dad in 2018’s A Quiet Place, taps into the Jim Halpert side of his resume for this sweet film. It’s a feel-good movie that makes you cry. There was quite a bit of sniffling in the audience during our viewing. The story is appropriate for children, therapeutic for adults, and despite a slightly corny ending, satisfying for all.

 

If there’s a message that underpins the plot in IF, it’s that nothing that is loved is ever forgotten. Sometimes we just need to be reminded to remember. And sometimes when you look back from an adult perspective, things begin to make sense in a recontextualized new way.

 

IF (2024) runs one hour, 44 minutes and is rated PG.




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The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare


This is one of those films with a difficult title to remember. Even the ticket taker at Regal stumbled over it as he confirmed our purchase.
 
            “Boy, that’s a mouthful,” he laughed.
 
We proceeded to sit through 25 minutes of the most violent previews we’ve ever seen. That was a hint of what was to come, despite perky Maria Menounos urging us not to eat our popcorn before the movie, since “I’ll be watching you!” We could have eaten dinner and dessert by the time the movie started.
 
This is a story based on true events, a secret mission known as Operation Postmaster, and that’s quite disturbing. The film is set in the darkest days of World War II when Hitler was on the brink of world domination. British Prime Minister Winston Churchill needed to give the United States hope that crossing an Atlantic infested with German U-boats was possible. Germany was a seemingly unbeatable foe. England desperately needed help from America.
 
Have you noticed how movie Germans are not only bloodthirsty, sadistic, and industrious, but are also so blinded by confidence and power that they are routinely duped? It’s a good thing since all was lost at several points in that horrific war, until the Nazis were outwitted and betrayed, in this case by an equally bloodthirsty band of psychopaths who saved the world.
 
Sort of a mashup of Inglourious Basterds and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, I felt this was reminiscent of The Dirty Dozen. That film brought together names like Borgnine, Savalas, Bronson, Marvin, and Cassavetes in an unlikely assemblage that worked. A cast full of tough guys during the 1960s.
 
In “The Ministry,” Director Guy Ritchie teamed Henry Cavill, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, and Elza Gonzalez as the A-Team of espionage and butchery, which is exactly what was needed when going after a Nazi stronghold. It was an utterly covert mission kept at arm’s length from Churchill. Ritchie’s films range from Aladdin to The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and 2021’s Wrath of Man. This one kept the tension high and the action virtually nonstop.
 
Cavill, with his cartoonishly powerful chin hidden by a beard, has played Superman and currently stars in Argyle. He leads Churchill’s team due to his ruthless nature and reputation for breaking all the rules. Alan Ritchson plays Anders Lassen, a muscular bow & arrow-wielding assassin who prefers knives and takes far too much pleasure in killing. His credits include Fast X and Reacher. Elza Gonzalez is currently on Netflix in 3 Body Problem and also has a history with the Fast franchise.
 
And guess who was part of Churchill’s team? Ian Fleming! What better classroom for character development in a subsequent career as the creator of James Bond?
 
In a way, this story has many elements that make Bond stories work. Impossible missions overcoming improbable odds, with a cast of heroes and villains that are devoid of conscience when in the duty of God and Country. Well, at least Country.
 
Ritchie makes effective use of close-ups and dampened audio to build tension during scenes in which Nazi bad guy Heinrich Luhr (fictional, played by Til Schweiger ) is seduced by Marjorie Stewart (a real person but portrayed as a Mata Hari type here.)
 
You’ll need to be able to stomach extreme warfare violence to sit through this film. Ritchie seems to relish shock value. Perhaps that’s how he stayed married to Madonna for eight years.
 
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) runs 2 hours and is rated R.

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Wonka

The theater was surprisingly full for a Saturday matinee of this family-friendly film. That was a happy post-pandemic reality. And it wasn’t until a point about three-quarters of the way through its nearly two-hour length that we found ourselves thinking, “This movie is too long.” But they wrapped it up in short order and we considered it to be a thoroughly enjoyable, colorful romp through Willie Wonka’s origin story.

Forget much of what you may love about Gene Wilder in 1971’s Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, if you can. There are plenty of musical reminders from the classic original and one memorable Oompa-Loompa played by Hugh Grant. But the somewhat sinister Wonka character in Wilder’s hands is played here by a younger, more auspicious, and magical Timothee Chalamet. Still, they both have a similar devilish sparkle in their eyes and exude comparable confidence in the transformative powers of their chocolates.

 

Wonka begins with Willie’s arrival by ship in a whimsical city that seems like a Disney World Epcot hybrid of London and Paris (it’s a Warner Brothers film.) He almost immediately falls victim to a nefarious couple of scammers who trick him with voluminous “small print” on a contract to rent a room for the night. He then joins forces with a half dozen similarly duped victims in a laundry dungeon where they hopelessly try to work off their debts.

 

Local law enforcement is corrupted by an evil triumvirate of cartel-like chocolate bosses who control the availability of a huge liquid cocoa supply. Bribes to the chief of police are paid in boxes of candy by Prodnose, Slugworth, and Fickelgruber to prevent Wonka from selling his chocolate.

 

Wonka is thus forced into a chocolate war on two fronts, using magic and secret recipes to create diversionary confections. If that’s not enough, a “little orange man with green hair” has been stealing his candy every night. Enter Hugh Grant as an eighteen-inch-tall nemesis who Wonka’s new friend Noodle (Calah Lane) doesn’t believe is real.

 

So, a lot is going on at all times, with frequent breaks for cute songs and choreography. As with most heroes, setbacks are temporary, and just when all hope is lost, someone or something saves the day.

 

Wonka is a box full of fun, a happy escape for a couple of hours, and a visual delight for kids and adults alike. I found one Oompa-Loompa to be quite enough, and I didn’t need the lure of a golden ticket to string me along. “Blasphemy,” I’m sure Gene Wilder fans would say, but really, fifty years for a prequel seems long enough to wait. I found myself craving chocolate soon after the film began.

 

 

Wonka (2023) runs 1 hour, 56 minutes and is rated PG.



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Napoleon


Add this to a list of long movies this year. Following in the wake of Killers of the Flower Moon at 3 hours, 26 minutes, and Oppenheimer at an even 3 hours, this 2 hour, 38-minute romp through the battlefields of early nineteenth-century Europe doesn’t even make your butt sore.

If you’ve seen 2000’s Gladiator, directed by Ridley Scott, you know what to expect with NapoleonGladiatorwas also directed by Scott and also featured Joaquin Phoenix, though not in the lead role. Locations, costuming, and immersive cinematic violence are his strengths. The role of Commodus, which Phoenix played with creepy intensity in Gladiator is more or less reprised here in the person of Napoleon Bonaparte, history’s “short guy,” who set out to conquer the world. In both cases, he looks convincing in a Roman-style laurel leaf crown.

Don’t look for much about his stature. Only a couple of times was he seen standing on a box or needing assistance to mount a horse. As a side note, the actor is two inches taller than the subject at 5 foot 8 inches. And the “hand in the vest” thing is entirely absent.

The film begins with Marie Antoinette’s trip to the guillotine in 1793 France. Young General Bonaparte returns from the field and begins a string of military victories that eventually claim the lives of three million soldiers. From an initial triumph at Toulon to his eventual undoing at Waterloo, the parade of battles is on display in the film in graphic detail, though not with a total emphasis on gore. War is ugly, cold, hot, and lengthy. From Egypt to Moscow, the poor souls under Bonaparte’s command suffered from exposure to the elements, disease, and starvation while lofting him to Emperor of France. He would not settle for simply being king.

Royalty throughout Europe is displayed during Napoleon’s ascension and eventual quest for an heir to the throne. His volatile relationship with Josephine suffers from the conflict between two equally dynamic and acerbic personalities. Josephine is well-played by Vanessa Kirby.

Phoenix pulls off the portrayal of a man who may have been a highly functioning autistic savant. (It wouldn’t be surprising if Phoenix is as well.) But his ingenious military tactics were eventually no match for equally brilliant, and adaptable, generals like Britain’s Wellington. Some artistic liberty is taken in the scene between the two leaders, which is fictitious.

Depictions of infantry and cavalry charges, a military staple until technology changed warfare in World War I, are gut-wrenching to watch. The term “cannon fodder” is gruesomely illustrated. You’ll do yourself a favor if you read (or watch) “A Tale of Two Cities” by Dickens, or “Les Misérables” by Hugo to get a feel for the French Revolution and its Reign of Terror. At least look up some of the historical characters presented in the film, like Alexander, Talleyrand, Marie Antoinette, Louis XVI, and Von Blucher. Significant events and dates are labeled with subtitles, but people are not always identified.

Napoleon was never boring, but left me feeling that perhaps a four-hour version would be appropriate (ninety minutes of additional footage in a Director’s Cut is promised.) And as engaging, visually stunning, and well-acted as it is, I didn’t leave saying “Wow!” More like, “Yeah, that was good.” I might recommend watching at home if you have a really large, high-quality system, otherwise, viewing in a theater is recommended.

Napoleon (2023) runs 2 hours, 38 minutes, and is rated R.



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Genie

If you’re looking for some light Christmas entertainment, Richard Curtis, the writer of Love Actually and Notting Hill has something for you. Partnering with relatively inexperienced Director Sam Boyd over a heavily spiked cup of hot cocoa while binge-watching Elf, I imagine them saying, “If we could just get Melissa McCarthy to play the genie!”

And they did. And I like anything with McCarthy in the lead role, but this bordered on embarrassing, so let’s revisit the notion of “light Christmas entertainment.”

 

Where do you find a movie rated PG these days other than Disney? That rating pretty much guarantees that you won’t have to explain things to the kids or be offended by gratuitous sex, violence, or vomit. And we’re all busy at this time of year, so ninety-three minutes of mindless fun feels just about right.

 

The story is worn out on two levels. First, a mysterious object, when rubbed, brings forth a genie in a flurry of second-rate visual effects with an unlimited supply of wishes to be granted. Wait, unlimited? Aren’t genies supposed to grant three wishes? Yes, that’s explained. All of the usual “I wish for,” regret and hijinks ensue.

 

Second, the underlying theme of a father so caught up in his work that he misses a series of his daughter’s important events has been overdone for a long time. Here we begin to get glimpses of Walter Hobbs, though a much nicer portrayal in the hands of Paapa Essiedu as Bernard, than James Caan’s mean dad in Elf. Bernard’s entitled wife is quick to kick him to the curb, and really not very forgiving when he devotes himself to making things right (with plenty of magic.)

 

The Elf comparisons are numerous, mostly because McCarthy seems to be channeling Will Ferrell’s character to keep things silly. There are lots of visual gags for a magical being to use after an absence of two thousand years, and several verbal ones as well. “You knew Jesus, the son of God?” says Bernard. “I thought he was kidding!” replies the genie. She then proceeds to wash her hair in the toilet. 

 

I’m not giving away anything that isn’t in the trailer. So, grab some egg nog and cookies, don’t bother hitting pause if you have to go to the bathroom, and light up the Christmas tree. It’s the most wonderful time of the year, just not always for movies.

 

Genie (2023) runs 1 hour, 33 minutes and is rated PG.


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Killers of the Flower Moon

Be aware of a couple of things if you choose to see this movie. First, it is based on actual events. Second, it is three hours and twenty-six minutes long. We’re talking 1980’s Heaven’s Gate length, which was only ten minutes longer in its highly criticized truncated theatrical release than you’ll spend squirming in your seat for this film.

A long movie is not a problem, particularly when the legendary Martin Scorsese produces it. Here he summoned actors Robert De Niro for the tenth time and Leonardo DiCaprio for the fifth. Together, they made everything from Taxi Driver to The Wolf of Wall Street. They are wonderful and we love to see them on screen. Also appearing are John Lithgow and the still fake-fat Brendan Fraser, both in cameos as lawyers later in the film. But I believe the real star of the film is Lily Gladstone, who plays Mollie, the wife of Ernest Burkhart, played by DiCaprio.

 

Martin himself appears twice in the film. Before the opening credits roll, he gives a passionate introduction to the film he’s long desired to produce, about a topic that means much to him. At the film's end, he appears as a narrator in a live radio play (pre-television) that summarizes the story we’ve just seen.

 

Elsewhere in the film are a number of Fox Newsreel silent-movie-era headlines about the rise of the Osage people subsequent to the discovery of oil on their land. Instant wealth brought with it instant interlopers from white society, initially as predators and eventually as murderers.

 

Scorsese and his period-specific tactics seem gimmicky and silly, disrupting the flow of the film unnecessarily. We get that the film is set in the 1920s. Fake old footage adds nothing. It is otherwise beautifully filmed, set, and costumed.

 

The sad undercurrent of the events within Killers of the Flower Moon is their proximity between our time and the “Trail of Tears” that came before them. Despite the indignity, treachery, and horrors inflicted upon Native Americans in our country during the previous hundred years, the Osage tribe found themselves willingly thrust center-stage into yet another tragedy beyond their imagination. We watch it all play out as De Niro uses his nephew DiCaprio as a thick-headed puppet in a marriage-and-murder scheme to inherit Osage wealth.

 

Gladstone masterfully balances trust with cautious suspicion in her soft-spoken demeanor, but eventually is taken in despite the death of her entire family. But the murders that occur at the behest of William Hale (De Niro) don’t need to be acted out in scene after scene. Their violence is gratuitous. Likewise, the investigation and eventual trial seem like an entirely second film that could be cut to shorten the movie.

 

Despite its flaws, Killers of the Flower Moon is worth seeing as an educational experience, though maybe at home, where you can create your own intermission. And those who prefer not to learn about or believe in episodes of American history that cause them emotional discomfort might be better off watching old John Wayne westerns.

 

Killers of the Flower Moon (2023) runs 3 hours and 26 minutes and is rated R.


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Barbie

Barbie is confused. Ken is insecure. But the really weird thing is that Barbie is self-aware. I’ll get back to that.

If this film had to be made (and over a billion dollars in box office receipts indicates, yes it did) Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling were great casting decisions. They were both injection-molded in real life as Hollywood stars that seem flawless, from Ryan’s abs to Margot’s, well, everything. I dare you to find a blemish on either face.

They’re both perfect as the original incarnations of the Mattel toys. Then came…the other ones. You know, Beach Barbie, Doctor Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, President Barbie, Mermaid Barbie…and Ken. The first point made in the film is that Ken is nothing without Barbie. He’s more or less an accessory, off to one side and at the bottom of the toy box.

 

I don’t think it’s spoiling anything to reveal that Barbie, after suddenly dreaming of death (to the great horror of other Barbies) enters the real world in an apparent coming-of-age quest for purpose.

 

There’s even a Weird Barbie, well-played by Kate McKinnon. In an appropriately weird exchange, human Barbie proclaims, “I’m not pretty anymore. I’m not ‘stereotypical Barbie pretty.” Then, narrator Helen Mirren says to the audience, “Note to the filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.” There’s an uncomfortable pause as Robbie turns toward the camera and lets this sink in.

 

Fans are apparently in an uproar over this line that was voted the worst in the movie.

 

But they get over it, and Barbie continues her self-assessment, confronting Will Ferrell, CEO of Mattel. He tries to “put Barbie back in her box”—a transparent metaphor for her literal repackaging as the unaware doll. Ken then goes rogue and takes over Barbieland, and the two confess to gawking strangers that they lack genitals. Hardy har.

 

Barbie’s conundrum is a less-than-nuanced layered onion of conflicting wants, needs, and perceptions. By the end of the film, the audience should be feeling confused, but Barbie confidently struts into the office of her…I’m not going to spoil that one.

 

So what’s the message of this movie? Is there more than one? Perhaps therein lies its power. Like Barbie, it can be whatever you want it to be.

 

Barbie is too good to be real, but she wants to be real until she’s real.

Barbie can do anything. Women can do anything.

Ken is nothing without Barbie. Tear down the patriarchy!

Barbie is stressed by her own perfection, don’t expect her to do it all.

She wants to be Everywoman, just don’t demand it of her.

She wants to be pretty, but don’t objectify her.

Why can’t everything just be the way it used to be? Make Barbie great again.

 

Around and around we go, with little girls everywhere as beneficiaries or collateral damage. At some point, the Mattel greed machine determined that a superhuman role model was the way to empower and motivate generations of toy-loving impressionable children. Of course, they just wanted to make money. Did they really care about empowerment, feminism, diversity, and inclusion?


So, best not to overthink this one. People are having tons of fun with it, and that's what going to the movies should be all about.

 

I never played with a Barbie, Ken, or GI Joe, so I’m fairly mystified by the phenomenon this movie became. I played with Silly Putty. Silly me. Go see Oppenheimer. There won't be a Silly Putty movie.


 

Barbie (2023) runs 1 hour 54 minutes and is rated PG-13.


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Oppenheimer

The film Oppenheimer is a black hole into which three hours of your life will disappear, so make sure you go to a theater with comfortable seats.


I have a passing interest in physics, having taken a pass on physics in college. I cut so many classes it would take Schrodinger to determine if I was in the class or out – or both. (that’s a physics joke for certain friends.)

 

If you’re a fan of The Big Bang Theory, you’re about to meet all of the names that were routinely dropped by the science nerds on the show. Of course, everyone knows Einstein, but here we get to meet Oppenheimer, Bohr, Heisenberg, Fermi, Teller, Feynman, and others.

 

A little terminology you’ll encounter during the film, and a side note that Alfred Nobel, of the Nobel PEACE prize fame, invented TNT. A kiloton of TNT is one thousand tons (two million pounds) of dynamite. One stick weighs less than half of a pound, so try to visualize four million sticks of dynamite! A megaton is one MILLION tons (two billion pounds.) It’s hard to even imagine what that would look like.

 

Christopher Nolan directs this fascinating look at the life of J. Robert Oppenheimer, commonly called the father of the atomic bomb, the scientist who directed the Manhattan Project. The famous endeavor was headquartered in Los Alamos, New Mexico but divided into four compartmented, super-secret locations, one of which could have killed my mother, but I’ll get to that.

 

Oppenheimer is one of those dark, complicated individuals, so brilliant and sure of his expertise that he becomes something of a rock star in a very competitive scientific community. He likes to blow things up, like relationships, and that’s where the focus of the movie dwells for a long time, since we all know how it ends. BOOM.

 

Nolan, who loves dark personalities like the one he created for Batman in The Dark Night, clearly enjoyed peeling away the layers of “Oppy,” as the main character came to be known.

 

Oppenheimer realizes the potential for a nuclear chain reaction early in the film and says to a fellow scientist, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking? A bomb!”

 

That one was for the audience, along with other out-loud thoughts to help us understand. In a lecture to physics students he states that light can be both a wave and a particle, new thinking at the time. He was on the forefront of quantum theory.

 

Cillian Murphy, familiar from other villainous roles, is perfectly cast as the fedora-wearing leading man. Emily Blunt is solid as always, as his wife. But Matt Daman as Temporary Brigadier General Leslie Groves, was a casting mistake. He’s too likeable and has done far too much comic work to be taken seriously, though a slight hint of humor is appropriate in a few scenes when he’s trying to understand the true nature of the project he’s leading, and the possibility that it could destroy the world.

 

Robert Downey Jr. is perfect as Lewis Strauss, a Cabinet member wannabe who will stop at nothing to be appointed. We’ve certainly become familiar with bullying lawyers and Congressional committees, but it’s interesting to see it play out in the 1940s. Antisemitism, communism, McCarthyism – there were a lot of “isms” back in the good old days.

 

But back to my personal interest in what Oppenheimer accomplished.

 

My mother seemed almost Forrest Gump-like in her encounters with historical figures. I’m grateful that she told me these stories. For a young woman to leave a sheltered suburban life in 1940 to work in Hyde Park at the University of Chicago speaks volumes about her intellect and courage. She became a secretary in the Music Department on the south end of the campus.

 

A scene in Oppenheimer takes place in an unused football stadium at the University. Mom was working about a half mile away while the first controlled nuclear fission reaction in history took place. It was one compartment of the Manhattan Project, named for the New York location of the Army component of the eventual 130,000-person endeavor.

 

Have you heard of Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois? Well, Enrico Fermi was down the street from Mom, directing the insertion and removal of shielding lead rods from a self-sustaining prototype reactor, being careful not to set off a nuclear explosion or meltdown that would have predated Chernobyl by 46 years. They worked under cover of the name The Metallurgical Laboratory, now an historical landmark. They succeeded with their test on December 2, 1942, avoiding a blast that would have vaporized my mother and much of the south side of Chicago. A meltdown might have created an unlivable mess for thousands of years, encompassing most of the city and suburbs. If you consider the “exclusion zone” around Chernobyl with a radius of 19 miles, the Willis Tower is only eight miles away. And by the time of Chernobyl they supposedly knew what they were doing. In 1942 this was entirely new and barely understood.

 

When the resulting nuclear bomb was eventually detonated in New Mexico, scientists expressed a very real concern that the chain reaction they were about to unleash might ignite Earth’s atmosphere. Instead, a terrifying new weapon entered Mankind’s arsenal, causing Oppenheimer to regret his work and state, “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.” Still, it was that or allow the Germans to develop the bomb first, use it against our allies and change history in a very detrimental way. 

 

Or was it? The Germans had already been defeated, yet work on the bomb continued. We then dropped a bomb on Hiroshima, and a second on Nagasaki, populated and industrial areas respectively, to see what would happen. Japan was not given time to surrender after the first bomb before Hell was revisited upon the Earth three days later.

 

President Truman is cast in a new light here, portrayed by Gary Oldman, and the lust for power on the world stage we see on the evening news is proven not to be a modern tendency. It’s as old as mankind.

 

You can go to the concession stand or the bathroom at just about any point during this film and not feel the need to catch up, but it’s definitely worth seeing.

 

Oppenheimer (2023) runs 3 hours and is rated R.


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M3gan

     

            We’re always up for a Blumhouse movie. Jason Blum created Blumhouse Productions in 2000 and quickly established a reputation for a particular flavor of horror films. If you’re not sure if you’ve seen any, they include The Purge, Split, Get Out, Us, The Invisible Man and The Black Phone.

            Get Out was a sleeper that debuted as a streaming offering, then went on to win an Academy Award for best screenplay and gross $255 million worldwide. Shot in 23 days, it was Jordan Peele’s breakout success as writer and director with an edgy social commentary in a horror wrapper.

            So, that’s a tough act to follow. We’d credit beginner’s luck, but at the end of the day, it was just good entertainment with a creative concept and great scripting. According to Jason Blum, it is the quintessential Blumhouse film: low budget, high on entertainment and social commentary, all in the hands of a director no one believed in.

            And I’d say they’ve done it again.

            Blumhouse pictures tend to be steeped in gore, but not as gratuitously as, let’s say, Saw. So you’ll find yourself squirming a bit and on the edge of your seat, but remember, you’re there by choice. Each Blumhouse film feels unique. They haven’t resorted to the formulaic feel of teen slasher films. You get something new with each offering.

            As with many trends in filmmaking, our fear of new or unfamiliar technological breakthroughs often give birth to new genres in the SciFi category. If you watch the news at all, you’ve been hearing a lot about Artificial Intelligence or AI. Recently, ChatGPT has dominated headlines with stories of cloned voices, computers that write sermons and college papers, and WHO KNOWS WHAT’S NEXT. Clearly the robots are about to take over. This is nothing new if you’re a fan of the Battlestar Galactica reboot. The scariest robot of all is the one you can’t tell is a robot, right?

            Well, we can certainly tell that the newly created children’s toy named M3gan is a robot. She retains enough jerky movements and dilating camera eyes to ensure us that nothing could possibly go wrong. But of course, M3gan is a learning AI, and that’s when her role as protector of her paired child owner, Cady, becomes problematic.

            Longtime fans of robot science fiction recall Issac Asimov’s brilliant laws of robotics. They are: 1) a robot shall not harm a human, or by inaction allow a human to come to harm. 2) a robot shall obey any instruction given to it by a human, and 3) a robot shall avoid actions or situations that could cause it to come to harm itself.

            Well, scrap that. M3gan didn’t go to that school. With knowledge comes power, and M3gan has plenty of both. (Note: some reshooting was required to reduce this film’s rating to PG-13.)

            M3gan has a creepy resemblance to actress Elizabeth Olsen, younger sister of the famous Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley. Her movements often appear human, thanks to her costume wearing human actress, twelve-year old Amie Donald.

            Eventually, M3gan goes on a rampage. How do you stop something that can outsmart and out muscle you? I guess you’ll have to see M3gan before someone tells you!

 

M3gan (2022) runs one hour 42 minutes and is rated PG-13.


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